me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
Me:
Gaga:
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Police: So she just died?
Gaga: Basically.
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(Source: mechastreisand, via melodia-de-la-vida)
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
(Source: tommyshawsboots, via how-clovely)
Me: Hold up gurl.
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
(Source: pregnat4, via sleepisfortheweak--)
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
(Source: olvidare, via bassthatsalvatore)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
(via paintingsonmyheart)
#gpoy #all day everyday #and i'd be tweeting y'all too
me: also what is your name
